This Is Not Pizza

SO I WENT TO NEW YORK
AND THEY SERVED US KIDS FROM CHICAGO SOME PIZZA.
I'm sorry, but New York doesn't do pizza like chicago does pizza, and literarly every child was staring at thier plate with two bites going "...what?" 
"ITS SO FLOPPY"
"this isnt real pizza!"
"THIS IS FLAVORED PAPER WITH CHEESE ON IT" --Raven
(that last one was a real quote LMAO)

So yeah. Riley being the pizza obsessed brat i had to give him the statement. =v= 
Sorry, Deep Dish and Chicago Style ftw when it comes to pizza.
Man even our thin crust pizza is better than that.